February 2012
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sayschwette replied to your post: jamaican-supremacist replied to your post: God…
Omg we sat next to a group of really obnoxious middleaged drunk ladies who screamed the whole flight over. Worse than children, that lot. But it was all worth it because the flight attendant was /so/ fine.
Sorry ‘bout that girl. Ooo what did the flight attendant look like?
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jamaican-supremacist replied to your post: God stop humping I want my ham
i would just walk in anyway ion give a fuck abt nuthin’ when it comes to me eating food. better to be rude now than a mega bitch later when my blood sugar drops
Well he has a right to his room, it’s fine, it’s just a bit inconvenient because of the housing situation but it is what it is. They’re done now,...
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jamaican-supremacist replied to your post: jamaican-supremacist replied to…
so yr in a punk house with white punks. i understand now.
Yes? I have been saying as much for a while now. lol
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God stop humping
I want my ham
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jamaican-supremacist replied to your post: Earlier, Erica’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend…
who are these bebe’s kids you live wit?
Random-ass people, man. Friends of friends of friends. Only one of them is a friend-friend, Erica, I’ve known her for 9 years and it’s why I am here. Some of the others I know through her/call them my friends or at least acquaintences, and others...
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NOPE I can still hear them upstairs
god no oh god jesus
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Earlier, Erica’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend (omg) Tori came over. She’s swell and reminds me of a mix of Karen O and Aubrey Plaza, look and stylewise. She’s hilarious and charming as hell, and really easy to talk to and seems very intelligent. I like her. Naturally they all sat around here getting shitfaced before they headed to the bar. I was offered alcohol*.
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Easiest way to tell if someone on the internet is...
clintisiceman:
They quote Morgan Freeman’s statement about how racism will go away if we stop talking about it.
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On a less serious note
At my main job, one of the barbacks and my boss have a serious bromance, I swear to fuck. It’s so fucking hilarious. The barback, Joe, is always picking on and saying horribad things to our boss JP, and making bad jokes and is generally crass and JP just eats it up, he loves it and is always talking to Joe and hanging around him.
At one point, I was in the breakroom upstairs and JP was in...
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poemsofthedead replied to your post: norangsaek replied to your post: n o t h i n g…
When I saw that, I was just… WOT? Cuz I was never called uppity when ppl had reason to assume I was white. I’m very rarely called uppity now as a more noticeably non-white. Black women? I witness y’all getting called uppity several times a day.
But of course he didn’t want to hear any of it. I was...
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norangsaek replied to your post: n o t h i n g makes you change your mind about…
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Yeah. Just…fuck
bajo-el-mar replied to your post: n o t h i n g makes you change your mind about…
I’ve heard people try and argue the uppity//classy thing before but someone saying bitch isn’t a gendered slur? Are you fucking kidding me?
This guy, oh my god. I don’t even...
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n o t h i n g makes you change your mind about someone quicker than their white racist apologism and bigoted anti-choice rhetoric
edit: And apparently, “bitch” isn’t a gendered slur and “uppity” isn’t a racialized racist word. e_______e
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and the drug-addled dinosaurs are back
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WAIT, nope, Lance is here, with pants on!
He wandered downstairs to ask me for the colander. He’s making mac n’ cheese. He also introduced himself to me.
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jinkerbell replied to your post: The children have been stomping about loud as…
i feel like a coming of age paperback is going to result from this
You betcha. IDK who is going to play the MPDG for this story. There are a few candidates. & I can play the angsty disgruntled judgmental hipster 21 year old white male protagonist pretty well.
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No seriously where the fuck did they go
There were at least 30 of them here
now they have vanished
I am worried
I don’t even know which ones belong here, let alone where they have gone. If I crashed into them I wouldn’t know if they’re the right one to drag back or which messy room/hovel to shove them into or couch to throw them on
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The children have been stomping about loud as dinosaurs, screaming/screeching/drinking/smoking/getting generally shitfaced for the past few hours, and now there’s utter silence
One can only assume they have died
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Basically:
PoC: experiences racism
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PoC: continues to encounter racism
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PoC: harassed via inbox
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PoC: responds to racism
Tumblr: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU! THEY WEREN'T TRYING TO BE OFFENSIVE GOSH! WE'RE ALL HUMAN. YOU'RE THE REASON RACISM IS STILL A PROBLEM!!!1111!!!!
MEANWHILE...
White person: does something racist
Tumblr: *crickets*
PoC: calls that person racist
Tumblr: HDU THIS IS REVERSE RACISM U ARE EVIL
White person: yeah you're evil you monkey ass bitch!
Tumblr: YEAH CALL THAT NEGRO A MONKEY! AHAHA THAT'LL SHOW THAT COON! GO GET LYNCHED!
PoC: responds in kind
Other white people who just come in: HOW DARE YOU THIS IS MY FRIEND THEY ARE A GOOD WHITE PERSON I AM COMPLETELY IGNORING THE FACT THAT THEY CALLED YOU A MONKEY AND TO GO GET LYNCHED BECAUSE WHAT YOU DID WAS REALLY MEAN
PoC who are white-identifying: YEAH!!! THIS IS WHY PEOPLE THINK WE'RE SO BAD!
PoC: :|
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“IDEK why ma video got so many views what”
Because you are topless and sexy you useless goddamn asshole
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stunningcunt replied to your post: When white people are really proud of themselves…
Hello basically ALL of my (ex) friends. One of them thought she was amazing because she had a playlist on limewire called “music to swag to”…
*headdesk*
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thehibachi:
unable to see my haters
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poemsofthedead replied to your post: There might be a raid at this house
shit… you got a way out??? why aren’t you at Brit’s party right now???
I can slip out if I here the cops upstairs I guess. IDK, not too worried for me and my friend but the others, IDK.
There might be a raid at this house
damn it the children and their drugs
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When white people are really proud of themselves for being able to rap along to a popular radio song
awerawjeroawjeorjaw
FUCK
the children are talking politics and this idiot is going on about some Zionist bullshit
woejarwojer FUCK FUC KFUC KJUMPING IN RIGHT NOW
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vagabondaesthetics replied to your post: There are few things I hate more than Family Guy…
Too much “anti-humor” on adult swim now. The Amazing World of Gumball, Adventure Time and Regular Show »»»» entire Adult Swim line up
alll of this.
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There are few things I hate more than Family Guy and Adult Swim programming in general
and that is all the children at this house watch
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Attention white people
cruelyouth:
Yeah, I guess I’m going to have to write this again. Something that has been repeated by PoC and other magrinalized groups on here over and over…
Racism is NOT only about “getting your feelings hurt,” nor is any other oppression.
Personally, I didn’t decide to open up about my thoughts on racism just because my feelings were hurt by some white people one day. There was a HELL of...
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The United States: Hey you better not get nuclear weapons because you're a dangerous country that might attack others for no good reason and you'll probably drop those weapons on innocent civilians.
Iran:
North Korea:
The United States:
Iran:
North Korea: Hirosh-
The United States: SHUT UP.
“I went to a funeral this weekend and the pastor bro said the rapture was near
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– NICOLE (via noonaneomuhomo)
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unaguerrasinfondo replied to your post: unaguerrasinfondo replied to…
-but en serio, modernistwitch has a point. I’d move to the chicago area RIGHT NOW if I could.a
I know! A few months ago I was considering transplanting to Chicago because as much as I love this town absolutely nothing was happening for me as far as jobs go, but now that I have some I’m sticking for at least a few...